As soon as the clouds parted after the last gullywasher of spring, Jefferson sent Keesha to Macy’s for a brand-new pair of denims to ruin. Quick to flash her employer’s matte black Mastercard, she tried on Free People and Citizens of Humanity but came back wearing Dickies, what she considered a standard wardrobe change. Wiping her hands down the baggy ass of those overalls, she dried her palms enough to catch the writhing garden hose, pinching it behind the knurling to control the volume of water she fed into a frothing bucket of rock salt, slaked lime, and whiting. Home Depot carried a premixed solution. But Jefferson wanted things done the old fashioned way, so Keesha churned the ingredients into a lactic-looking slurry then dipped her sponge and dropped to her knees to daub over the concentric brown waterlines that chronicled, in much the same manner as tree rings, how often and high the creek had flooded.
That creek was the only thing separating the Davis estate from a lesser property whose quaint Tudor home had been on the market for years, gradually depreciating with the turning seasons. The summer sun would fade the roof and burn the finish off the porch until the beams warped inward like the hull of a Guineaman ship. The falls were mild and didn’t do much damage. In the winters, though, the pipes would freeze, and when they thawed come spring, the realtor would pay a plumber to plug the leaks. Yet the sun and wind were petty compared to the wrath of water. For if the creek overflowed, the basement would take on a few swampy inches, and in the weeks following the realtor would leave the doors open so the carpet wouldn’t mold. From a mile away you could hear the wet vacs humming and the choppy voices of carpet cleaners as they yodeled ay-yai-yai into the blades of oscillating fans.
The realtor was content to let the creek serve as the property line, like the Rio Grande or the mighty Mississippi. But Jefferson wasn’t about to leave his family’s fate to the whims of a matriarch like Mother Earth. He drew the brittle yellow deed from a safe that gleamed inwardly with heirlooms and, assuming his tea-time post atop the third-story veranda, compared the notarized sketch with the current landscape; indeed, the creek had shifted with the last flash flood. Whenever it rained for days on end, it would reroute ever-so slightly, the bed deeper, the bank steeper. This time the momentum had eroded his side of the bend, displacing it as a jut of earth on the other. Hence, telling by several ancient elms that served as landmarks, he now owned a fraction of the neighboring property. Just enough to fish from.
In case of a legal dispute, Jefferson summoned his lawyer to redraft the deed. The two men conversed over a pair of shared binoculars as would generals before battle. Meanwhile Keesha took five, turning up the radio and wiping sweat from her brow with blanched hands. When Jefferson caught her in the crosshairs of those binoculars, her image advanced on him like a darkroom negative or postbellum vendettist, this black woman in whiteface. And since she seemed closer than she actually was, he said “Afternoon” in a voice she couldn’t possibly have heard.
What she did hear was the host of NPR detailing the recent toppling of statues in a number of city centers and college towns, the movement of her people coming to a head as if it were a planned tricennial: the ’60s, the ’90s, and now the ’20s. And here she was playing the part. She took some comfort in knowing she wasn’t alone, that there were still the quiet caddies at the country clubs, the hooting cooks at the hot chicken joints, the humpback shoeshines at Nashville International. Then there was her father, a former barber. When gentrification shuttered his shop in East Nashville, she’d dropped out of Julliard Drama to join this farce; because around here, being typecast still paid better than breaking character.
Keesha squeezed the sponge like a stress-relief toy then dropped it in the bucket and watched the two men head indoors after a lot of insistent pointing. If only her employer would plant some boxwoods. That way, no one would notice the stains left by the rising water. That way, she wouldn’t have to whitewash the goddamned gazebo again. Waiting for the sponge to bloat, she let herself be distracted by an acrobatic squirrel; a jet drawing a chalkline in the sky; the leggy realtor across the creek, teetering in stilettos across a sodden lawn to uproot the For Sale sign.
Keesha was halfway around the gazebo when the sun was low enough to look at. She reviewed the checklist in her mind. She’d changed the linens. Beaten the Persian rugs. Windexed the windows and Cloroxed the commodes. She hadn’t mopped the floors, but that could wait until tomorrow since she’d mopped the day before yesterday. Satisfied with the state of the set, she left the sponge in the bucket so it wouldn’t crust then went inside to ask if there was anything else she could do before heading home. Jefferson was in his study returning the deed to the safe. Keesha made a point of turning away before she saw the combination. Backing out of the room without a word, she drew the curtains in the master so Jefferson wouldn’t wake up when she arrived early to bake a cake for the new neighbors. And…scene.
* * *
The boxes labeled BED were in the bedroom. The boxes labeled BATH were in the bathroom. The boxes labeled FRAGILE were in the kitchen. Jasmine was in the kitchen too, taking stock of her new home. She stood beside an old coffeemaker, the first and only appliance she’d unpacked. Bringing a cup to her lips, she blew at the seemingly placid surface then proceeded to scald herself when the doorbell rang. Not the harsh buzz of a Boston brownstone but the Westminster chimes of a grandfather clock. She could practically see the full octave plotted on sheet music, falling for half a bar before rising in equal measure. E-C-D-G, G-D-E-C.
Jasmine figured Carl had lost his house key, or else it didn’t fit. If so he would fix it without calling a locksmith. As newlyweds she’d loved having a handyman for a husband. But she was starting to see he wasn’t as industrious as he was stubborn. He would cut out his own tongue before asking for another man’s help. She opened the door. Where she’d expected to find a middle-aged man holding a blunt key, she found an old man holding a crumb cake.
“Morning,” he announced with a voice like a bugle, throwing glances over and around her. “Thought I’d drop by and say welcome.” Jasmine stood quietly with her hand on the jamb, that slender arm her only barricade. When no one else came to the door, he turned his full attention to her. “Well, welcome. I’m Jefferson.”
Jasmine made a platter of her palms, and Jefferson lowered the back of his hands onto the front of hers as though they were about to play slaps.
“Jasmine.” She showed him in. He cupped his ear and she said it louder. “Jasmine. Like the flower. And you really shouldn’t have.”
“I didn’t, to be honest.” Jefferson followed her down the hall, limping a little and halting to regard an unhung diploma: Harvard, Magna Cum Laude. “My help baked it. I try always to be forthright.”
“Your ‘help’?”
“Maid? Housekeeper? Domestic worker? You’ll have to forgive me if I’m behind the times. But you wouldn’t begrudge living assistance to an old widower?”
Jasmine put the crumb cake on the counter beside the blinking coffeemaker: twelve, twelve, twelve o’ clock. She synched it with her wristwatch. Rounding to the nearest half hour, it was eight-thirty. Early. Too early for a house call.
“What did you study?” He pointed his chin at the diploma.
“Music,” she said.
“Which instrument?”
“The lungs.”
“Sing me something, if you don’t mind.” He aimed his better ear at her.
“I’m no early bird.”
“Doesn’t have to be fancy. A do re mi would do.”
“You wouldn’t prefer ‘Wade in the Water’?”
“I fear we got off on the wrong foot. That, or you got up on the wrong side of the bed.” “We haven’t bought one yet.”
“We?”
The conversation was interrupted by the tooting of a horn.
“That’ll be my husband with the U-Haul. He’s been driving all night.”
Before leading her guest into the foyer where the latticework of the Tudor facade showed in relief, Jasmine took the pot off the hotplate and poured what was left into a travel mug. If he was surprised to see a white man walk through the door, Jefferson didn’t show it. The white man, on the other hand, was clearly surprised to find a stranger in his house. Handing off the brimming mug as carefully as a torch, Jasmine introduced Carl to Jefferson, Jefferson to Carl.
It hardly seemed worth giving their guest a grand tour of stripped carpet and bare wall, so Carl suggested they have a slice of the crumb cake on the back porch. When he opened the sliding door it made a horrible grating noise; he assured everyone it just needed a little WD-40. The lawn chairs were sitting right out in the open, right in the sun, and without the cushions the wrought iron was hot to the touch. They ate standing up.
“What do you make of the neighborhood?” asked Jefferson.
“So fah so good,” said Carl.
“Jersey?” Jefferson said of the accent.
“Boston.” Carl dunked his cake in his coffee, which meant he couldn’t be invited to dinner parties.
“And what do you make of the house?” Jefferson asked.
Carl nodded at a window below their knees. “Basement’s watahlogged.”
“Floods every April.” Jefferson shook his head regretfully. “You’re in a sinkhole, in case the realtor didn’t tell you.”
“Yeah, yeah. She toll us,” Carl said with a mouthful. “That’s why we could afford it.” He lost the last bit of his crumb cake to the mug.
“At least she’s forthright,” Jefferson thought out loud. “Had my doubts about her.”
Carl finished his coffee and slung the grounds into the yard. “I’m gonna fix this place up on the cheap. But don’t worry, it won’t look it. Your property value’ll go up with us next door.” The Davis residence stood on the other side of the creek beyond the willows and reeds, alone and imposing and white. Jefferson admired it from afar as any outsider might. If for nothing more than this new perspective, he was glad he had come.
“Funny,” Carl started. Jefferson saw that he too was admiring the Davis residence. “Me and Jazz didn’t think no one lived in the place. No one but a ghost, maybe.” “No ghosts.” Jefferson laughed. “Not as long as I’m alive and kicking. After that I can’t guarantee anything.”
“And if it wasn’t a haunted house, we guessed it was a clubhouse.”
“Wrong again. But you come over for billiards whenever you please. My son Jeff’s always looking for someone new to hustle. By the end of the night he can’t stand up straight, but he can sink an eight ball corner pocket.”
Carl loosened his toolbelt and suggested they walk off the cake. They followed the boundary of the back lot where honeysuckle grew in clumps along the creekbank. “So you’re a handyman,” said Jefferson, “and she’s an Ivy Leaguer.”
Carl was treading around flatfooted in search of mole holes. He hadn’t mown the lawn yet. The realtor had been paying a teenager to mow it.
“Can I ask you a question out of sheer curiosity? Promise me you won’t take offence.” Jefferson waited until Carl nodded. “I pulled some strings, but Harvard rejected my Jeff. We had to settle for Vanderbilt.”
“Settle?” said Carl. “Vandy’s all but Ivy.”
“You said it,” said Jefferson. “All but.”
“Vandy’s why we’re here, matter fact. Jazz was hired to teach music appreciation.” “Was she accepted to Harvard outright?”
“Outright?” said Carl, still patching divots with his foot.
“She’s clearly made the best of it, and she’s to be commended for that.” Jefferson clasped his arms behind his back and kept walking even after Carl had stopped.
“Really?” said Carl. “You’re asking if that’s why Jazz got in?”
“I’m asking if that’s why Jeff didn’t. He can’t land a decent job. Or can’t keep one at least.”
Carl would’ve taken offense, but he was a man of his word and had promised not to. “Jazz is waiting for me to unload boxes.” He walked toward the house without looking back. “You know, Carl…” Jefferson’s legs creaked like an antique chair when he squatted to run a palm along the unmown grass there on the ledge of the creek. “My family used to be in charge of this land. Not just this spot, but the whole kit and caboodle. Everything south of Kentucky. Speaking of this spot, though.”
Before he could get to the point, Jefferson was cut short by a sharp grating sound. Carl was back inside, pantomiming with his wife behind the sliding glass door.
* * *
Later that morning Carl was hanging a crossbar for the curtains when he spotted a trespasser. The man seemed innocent enough, reclined in a beach chair with a foam cooler by his side. As he came closer Carl saw the chair had cupholders in the armrest, one of which held a silver beer can. The trespasser himself held a fishing rod between his knees while snoring through a sunburnt nose. Before waking him, Carl looked him over. A decent-looking man of thirty something in a half-buttoned shirt, madras shorts, boat shoes.
Carl cleared his throat, then said “Skews me,” then gave up and tapped the guy on the shoulder. The trespasser came to as if he had a fish on the line, leaning forward and reeling. He didn’t notice Carl until he had the hook in hand, vexed by the missing bait. “Dadgum it.” He fumbled in the cooler for his worm can but came up with another beer, prying it open with a gritty fingernail. He’d dug up the worms right here on the ledge where the soil was new and moist, leaving the shovel stabbed in the ground the way a butcher leaves his cleaver in meat. To either side of the shovel were a hole and commensurate mound. “One more drink never hurt anyone, right?”
“It’s ten-thirty,” said Carl. Or it was when last he looked at the coffeemaker. “Already?” The trespasser slid on the Croakies he’d been wearing like a necklace and peered up at a sun that was climbing right along with the temperature. “Then it’s now or never. Fish don’t eat lunch, you know. Only breakfast and supper.”
Carl was busy today, so he cut to the chase. “What’re you doing out here?” “Not having much luck, that’s what.”
“What’re you doing out here?” Carl tapped his foot. “Stead a somewhere else. There’s plenty more creek down the way.”
“My father told me this was the spot.” The trespasser peered into a pail that should’ve been stirring with fins then looked up into the sun again with the beer pressed to his brow. “This is my back yad,” said Carl.
“Where are my manners?” The trespasser stood and held out a hand. “I’m Jeff Davis.”
Carl stuck out a hand of his own and Jeff squeezed it harder than anyone ever had. About that time a cloud came between them and the sun. A few fat drops wept onto their shoulders. Jeff, shaking a fist at the heavens, stepped under the umbrella of a willow and pulled out a flask. When Carl followed him in, Jeff offered it up.
“I don’t drink that stuff. Not straight anyway.”
Jeff heard possibility in Carl’s reluctance. “Then let’s send for mint and sugar. We’ll make juleps. We’ll make a day of it. We’ll send Keesha to Kroger. Or you can send yours.” “Mine?”
Jeff looked over his shoulder at Carl’s house. “The lady hanging curtains.” “That’s my wife,” Carl hissed.
Jeff flushed. “Honest mistake. No hard feelings? Truth be told, I envy you.” “Yeah?” Carl crossed his arms. “And why’s that?”
“Doing what you want to do. Doing who you want to do.”
Jeff walked out from under the willow. The rain cloud had passed. He arched his back, opened his mouth as if to scream, and made the most monstrous face Carl had ever seen. Then he patted his lips with a lethargic tribal sound. “High time I get back to my nap.” “First I’d like a word with your father.”
“No can do.” Jeff slumped back down in his beach chair and propped his feet up on the cooler. “He’s at the chiro.”
“Tomorrow then.”
“Tomorrow’s the ortho. Father’s on his last leg, you see. One bad spill and it’s all me.” “The family fortune?” said Carl.
“The family name,” said Jeff. “That’s why I’m laying low while I can.”
Jeff rebaited his hook, doubling it through a single worm to form a fleshy tumor. That graceful rainbow of a cast landed nowhere near the reeds, the line wafting down until it hung like gossamer in the gnatty afternoon.
“Fine. How’s about I have a word with you, then you have a word with him?” Jeff nodded and Carl went on. “Look, I know no one’s lived in our place for a while. But here we are. And we’re here to stay. Now I don’t mind you dropping by from time to time, but I’d appreciate if you didn’t make a habit of wandering over without letting us know.”
Drawing that deed from his pocket, unfolding it according to the creases, Jeff handed it over to Carl. Carl held it up like an x-ray, the daylight illuminating all but the black contours of the contiguous estates. He traced the dashed line that followed the course of the creek, faithful but for a single divergence along this side of the bank.
“Heck Carl, I don’t mean to patronize you.” Jeff reeled in and recast. “But the paterfamilias told me to show you that.” Jeff plunged his naked arm into the ice water and pitched a cold one at Carl’s chest. “Now you just go on and make yourself at home.”
* * *
Come late afternoon a boy of about ten found the shovel just where Jeff had left it. He pretended he was King Arthur as he pulled it from the earth, fencing with his shadow until he’d slain the dark knight several times over. Only once did he wind up on the wrong end of the sword, having tripped over a hole in the ground still wriggling with earthworms. He pinched one between his fingers, pulling it apart, and waited for it to become two. This concept— regeneration—he’d learned in science class. He bored when the worm didn’t grow back right away and, taking the hole as a suggestion to dig, commenced to slinging soil over his shoulder. Some of it landed in the creek. Some of it showered down into his hair, which was about as sheeny and unkempt as frayed copper wire.
Carl spotted him first, but Jasmine said she should go. Knowing kids tend to skedaddle when approached by a stranger, she came upon him quietly but without realizing her shadow had preceded her. The redhead spied it and, presuming the dark knight had been revived, sprang to his feet. He charged right into Jasmine’s grasp, braces flashing as he bit into her forearm. She staggered back and examined the imprint of his crowded teeth. Then she looked at the boy himself. He’d recovered the shovel and retreated a few steps, lunging and gashing the space between them so she’d keep her distance, his nose scrunched ferociously, his freckled cheeks bunched under his eyes. Jasmine resisted the urge to call him a brat or monster or little shit.
“Whatcha digging?” she asked with a strained smile. He glanced at the hole, now a few feet deep, before turning one wary eye back on her. “Is it a grave?” she asked. Jasmine didn’t mean to be morbid. Next to the hole was a pair of twigs that resembled a homemade cross. But the bark was worn in the middle, meaning the boy must’ve abandoned them after failing to make fire.
“Maybe.” The kid seemed to like that idea. “Yeah. That’s what it is. A grave.” When she asked whose grave, he shrugged. “A dead person’s.” When she asked if he knew a dead person, he nodded eagerly. “Mimaw. But she’s already got a grave.” When Jasmine asked who the grave was for, then, if not his grandmother, he said, “None of your beeswax,” and scratching his cowlick, added, “Maybe it’s for me.”
Were the boy a man, Jasmine might’ve concerned herself with that last comment. But he was still a boy and thus immortal in his own eyes. Die! Die! Die! he would yell while shooting bullets from his finger. And if he himself died—a cop or robber, a cowboy or Indian, a Rebel or damn Yankee—he would lie like Mimaw had in the casket until no one was around, then jump up and run for his life.
“But that’s silly,” said Jasmine, “because you’re not dead.”
“You don’t gotta be dead to have a grave. Papaw has a grave right by Mimaw’s. It’s got his name and birthday and when he croaks they’ll add his deathday.”
“Speaking of names.” She knelt so they were eye to eye. “I’m Jasmine.”
He switched the shovel to his left hand and shook—“J.D.”—then leapt back in a defensive stance.
“I see,” she said. “Another Jefferson Davis.”
“That’s Papaw’s name.” He dropped the shovel to list three generations on his fingers. “Here’s how to remember it. Our names get smaller, just like our ages: Jefferson, Jeff, J.D.” He explained this lineage with his head held high. Initials were something a boy could be proud of, stitched as they were into the child’s pajamas, etched as they were into the father’s flask. “And what number are you, all in all?”
The boy made a face. “Who’s counting?”
“Someone, I’m sure. Some kooky historian.”
“Then why should I?”
J.D. narrowed a pupil at the sinking sun then reached of a sudden for the shovel. Across the way Keesha picked up her pace. It’d been two days and she still hadn’t finished the gazebo. Now that the boy was at ease in her presence, Jasmine snuck up on him and snatched the shovel.
“Hey, give it back!” he demanded, but she held it higher than he could jump. “Give it!” When he tired of jumping, he kicked her shin and retrieved it on the drop.
“You little shit!” she said before clapping a hand over her mouth.
“I’m telling,” the boy sang.
“Keep digging!” Jeff called from the other side of the creek. “Do your worst, J.D.! Dig to Red China.”
Carl made his way onto the scene. He’d been watching from behind the new curtains, and when the kid kicked his wife, he could stand by no longer. He joined Jasmine, followed the thread of her gaze through the creek’s parallel treelines. There was Jeff, sipping on a Julep. He’d climbed up on the veranda to take in the last of the sun. He raised his tarnished cup to Carl and it caught a ray of light, gleaming with a luster both silver and gold.
“Now Jeff,” Carl pointed a toe towards the hole, “we got us a little problem here.” “Come on over,” Jeff suggested. “We’ll hash it out over a cocktail.”
“I don’t want a cocktail, Jeff. I want this hole filled. Someone could get hurt.” “He won’t hurt himself. He’s dug holes up and down the Gulf. Heck, he’s buried himself neck deep at high tide.”
“I’m not talking about him, Jeff. I’m talking about us. The people who live over here.” “If you’re that worried, put a fence around it.” Jeff stood as the last of the sun lifted from the veranda. He made a bullhorn of his hands. “Let’s call it a day, Keesha. You too, J.D. Time to wash up.”
“That’s not our responsibility,” said Jasmine.
Jeff opened the French doors that led into one of many bedrooms. “Alright, lady. Have it your way. We’ll fill the hole for you.”
* * *
Keesha was wearing the same overalls for the third day in a row. By now they appeared stonewashed, though they’d been true blue when she’d bought them on Jefferson’s dime. She spread her limbs like a scarecrow and stood in the sun until the smears dried to her skin, then took off her shoes and entered through the backdoor—the routine she went through whenever nature called. She didn’t bother washing her hands since she would just dirty them again. She simply flushed the toilet and ran the faucet to lap at that cold popsicle of tap water. She thought she heard the doorbell and turned the faucet off to listen. A woman screamed upstairs, followed by two gunshots and a blare of music. With Jefferson in his study and Jeff sleeping one off, J.D. was sneaking in an R-rated movie. How the boy craved violence.
Keesha wiped her hands and went for the foyer. The driveway was a straight shot of marble chips and magnolias. She hadn’t heard a car crunching its way forward, meaning the caller had come on foot. She saw through the cut crystal doorframe that it was the new neighbor. He looked small standing on the porch between two Grecian columns. He didn’t introduce himself, just studied her—her clothes soiled and her hair skunk-striped with whiting. “Can I have a word with Mister Davis?”
“Which Mister Davis? We got three of those.”
“The oldest,” he said.
“He indisposed.” Keesha started to shut the door but felt it stick with the wedge of a foot. “What is it you need, mister? Sugar? Flour? You short of something other than manners?” “That’ll be all, Keesha,” said a voice from the top of the stairway. “I’m happy to chat with Carl.” Carl noticed the duckhead cane Jefferson used to make his descent, the way he placed both feet square on each stair. Keesha tried to come to his aid but Jefferson waved her off.
When he reached the landing he clutched the banister and caught his breath before conquering the last flight to stand surefooted on the marble. “Little early for billiards, isn’t it, Carl?” Carl was shuffling his feet to keep from losing momentum. Were this his own house, he would’ve been pacing. “What’s with the flag in my yad?”
“Your yard?”
“My yad. Your yad. What’s the difference? It looks like I’m the one whistling Dixie.” “You asked us to fill the hole, so we filled it. And yes, we posted a flagpole so there wouldn’t be an unsightly scar in our yard.”
“I thought I heard you up here.” Jeff smiled groggily at Carl, having finally emerged from hibernation. Guzzling straight from a bottle of V8, he wandered into the foyer with bedhead and a cheek scarred from pillow stitching. “What’s up?”
“It’ll never end, will it? Not till one of you’s castrated.” Carl pointed upstairs at J.D., who was spying through the spindles. The boy would have gone undetected if not for those jailbird hands. “He’ll have a son, then he’ll have a son, then he’ll have a son.”
Jefferson poked Carl’s sternum with the heel of his cane. “What on earth are you rambling about?”
“This.” Carl presented Keesha. “For Christ sake, man, you even have her barefoot.” Carl had mistaken Keesha for a pitiable throwback as opposed to the talented guerilla actress she was. “Come work for me and my wife. We’ll find something for you to do. And we’ll treat you right. Whatever he pays you, I’ll pay that and a half.” Carl made to spirit her away, but Keesha didn’t budge from her blocking. “Fine.” Carl patted the seat of his cargo pants. “I’ll double it.”
Keesha didn’t exactly break character, but she did look to Jefferson as if to say Line? After all, she had bills to pay. Her father’s and her own.
“Last I checked this was a free country, Keesha. You work for whomever you please.” Having given that direction, Jefferson stood back to watch the intended dénouement: Keesha slamming the door on Carl.
* * *
Seeing that the neighbor had tracked in mud from his creek crossing, Keesha could no longer put off mopping. Giving up on the gazebo, she rinsed out the bucket of whiting and refilled it with soap suds. Then she lugged it inside to slap at the marble and wrench the gray dreadlocks. Morning passed. Before texting the guys to come down for lunch, Kesha improvised a bit, leaving a fresh layer on the landing between flights and waiting in the trap room under the stairway until she heard the bony avalanche. One hip would’ve done it, but by the sound of it, she’d gotten both.
As the other Jeffersons rushed to the foot of the stairs, Keesha gathered her things and slipped offstage. She lowered the flag to half-staff before making her commute without breaking the speed limit, like any other day. Once home, she cut and compartmentalized her father’s pills then stood alone before her bathroom mirror picking off streaks of dried paint that pulled her skin as tight as stitches. Only then did it occur to her that she had toppled the wrong statue. The rusty old figurehead was merely corrosive, whereas the coppertone cupid was newly armed.