Poetry Archive • The New Absurdist https://newabsurdist.com/poetry/ Arts and Culture Magazine Tue, 04 Aug 2026 20:26:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.3 https://newabsurdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/cropped-fav-icon-2-32x32.png Poetry Archive • The New Absurdist https://newabsurdist.com/poetry/ 32 32 H₂O https://newabsurdist.com/poetry/h%e2%82%82o/ Fri, 24 Jul 2026 08:58:00 +0000 https://newabsurdist.com/?post_type=poetry&p=6827 I have always invited life to flourish,so alluring that animals heave their weight for milesand anxious antelopes dare to tasteeven while crocodiles shelterbehind my insidious sheen. I penetrate the corners of bodieswith moist workings through frantic cells.In winter, I bloom from cracked lips,and on those days when noses glow like embers,I might glide in fine […]

The post H₂O appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
I have always invited life to flourish,
so alluring that animals heave their weight for miles
and anxious antelopes dare to taste
even while crocodiles shelter
behind my insidious sheen.

I penetrate the corners of bodies
with moist workings through frantic cells.
In winter, I bloom from cracked lips,
and on those days when noses glow like embers,
I might glide in fine flakes.

As steam, I screen the butchery of kitchens,
and when a human needs to be clean,
my drops traverse
soft terrains
of pretty skin.

I billow and spread high above their heads,
plummet en masse to send them scurrying under roofs,
or gather in lakes, where they tend to play;
and if they’re careless,
I might – through no fault of my own –
spirit their little lives away.

I’ve done it before, to many,
by riverbank or shore,
sometimes out in the frigid sea,
standing as a tower of ice
ready to wound the flank of a ship.

Where my flow is delicious and clear,
they’ve built towns around me.

And when they gather to sit on sand,
I can entrance the philosophical.

The post H₂O appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
january 32nd https://newabsurdist.com/poetry/january-32nd/ Wed, 22 Jul 2026 08:50:00 +0000 https://newabsurdist.com/?post_type=poetry&p=6826 imagine seeing your friendwearing priest clotheshelping people carry a bodydown the street imagine a religious communitychoosing to remember youby telling everyone the mostembarrassing shit about youfor centuries after you die imagine a more believabledescription of hell imagine finding someonewho looks at you like tom hankslooks at a person when he thinksthey’re related to jesus imagine […]

The post january 32nd appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
imagine seeing your friend
wearing priest clothes
helping people carry a body
down the street

imagine a religious community
choosing to remember you
by telling everyone the most
embarrassing shit about you
for centuries after you die

imagine a more believable
description of hell

imagine finding someone
who looks at you like tom hanks
looks at a person when he thinks
they’re related to jesus

imagine you’re john lennon
or john legend or just
a different john o.o lil jon

imagine you’re a hole
in a human donut

imagine your life
as a sticker on a street sign

imagine your life
as an organic adaptation of a film
lawyers and executives
have been wrangling over
since deep time

imagine wind sweeping
through your old home
for millennia
the occasional bird
then gradually larger and apparently
more inquisitive land animals

imagine all the ways
you’d like to be identified
spiraling out like galactic arms
from a center which is actual fate

yes fate was discovered
and contacted there was a raven
with a hot dog slice in its mouth
it had no beak just lips and teeth
all very unsettling
and overall unhelpful

imagine making out
with a raven
do not imagine
getting to second base
trust me

imagine that friend
who used to be dressed in priest clothes
is now dressed in ghost skin
and runs into a church
but the church people don’t think
he’s a naked ghost
so it’s not that kind of thing
it’s a kind of thing that’s upsetting
in a different way

imagine trying to explain
the way in which
that was upsetting for you
to a raven with lips and teeth

imagine someone you know
is standing in front of you
but when you say something
like do you remember
and you say second person’s name
the first person turns around
and has a third person’s face

imagine that but differently
because you’re doing it wrong
and i can’t figure out what’s so hard
about the thing i’m asking you to do

imagine you’re imagining what
i’m asking you to imagine o.o

imagine changing clocks
three times a year instead of twice
and in the same direction

imagine how far we’d get

imagine a better answer
imagine a dumber question
imagine beans in a stranger salad

imagine a hand applying pressure
to the wound on your body
keeping all the garbage inside
which is how you learned
you’re wounded and full of garbage

imagine people crowding
into the megalopolis
to love more profoundly
on motlier millions

imagine freshly ground coffee
freshlier dammit o.o
fleshly ground coffee

imagine the washing machine
baked you a cake
and instead of being like
wow what a special washing machine you are
you say i would also like some punch

you would have to be an animal to say that
you would have to be an animal to speak
or a plant

imagine a booth in an outback steakhouse
as humiliation as heavy as a star
starts folding you into the cushions
and it smells like all your insecurities
farted at the same time
and some peed a little bit

imagine being folded
so flat and tiny
only light
could have made you

imagine the voices
of your self-hate speech
in state-authorized protest
marching behind you with drums
whistles and megaphones
chanting in the first person

imagine the righteous indignation

imagine someone with kind eyes
slipping a scrappage program notice
into your mouth

imagine molecules and phenomena
ending every second you spend
looking at your feet

imagine being able to cry again
almost four years later
and the loss of everything that broke
feels truer than the having

imagine a truer way of holding
a person in searing pain

imagine everything that ended and broke
had its own music
and it’s got so quiet
even the crying is silent

imagine losing the unseeing
unspeaking rage
you could always count on
imagine the loneliness
imagine the lightness

imagine the injuries
and indignities that formed
in and around your eyes
express the way in which
you are beautiful now

The post january 32nd appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
Twin Silences https://newabsurdist.com/poetry/twin-silences/ Fri, 17 Jul 2026 08:33:00 +0000 https://newabsurdist.com/?post_type=poetry&p=6825 There’s no one in your poetry, she said.It’s an abandoned barracks, I replied.It’s a prefect vacuum. Nothing ever happens, she complained. That’s because we’re tired, I explained. Certain circumstances are vying to defeat us. Another thing I’ve noticed, she continued, is that there’s never any mention of your family, about your actual life. Be very […]

The post Twin Silences appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
There’s no one in your poetry, she said.
It’s an abandoned barracks, I replied.
It’s a prefect vacuum.

Nothing ever happens, she complained.
That’s because we’re tired, I explained.
Certain circumstances are vying to defeat us.

Another thing I’ve noticed,
she continued, is that there’s never any mention
of your family, about your actual life.

Be very quiet, I whispered.
Sound travels differently on other planets.
Knowing a thing doesn’t make it right.

And something else I don’t like, she went on to say,
as if it were important that I should understand —
it’s the way your poems end…


The post Twin Silences appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
Acknowledgement https://newabsurdist.com/poetry/acknowledgement/ Mon, 13 Jul 2026 20:23:17 +0000 https://newabsurdist.com/?post_type=poetry&p=6824 An exploration of the mathematics of sex in social terms.

The post Acknowledgement appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
For the annual sacrifice, we interview potential subjects. They are perplexed with the first
question: when did they decide to audition as a virgin? There is no good answer, but it shows
who is in charge. Once they are out of their rehearsed personalities, we ask them why we select
only females. Most do not cite the mathematics. They suspect females are more valuable and
thus more appreciated as sacrifice. That one man can father a nation, but is limited by the
number of women he encounters, is easily understood, but seldom incorporated into civic
equations. We explain the secret.

The post Acknowledgement appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
Fascists Verbing Noun https://newabsurdist.com/poetry/fascists-verbing-noun-a-collection/ Fri, 05 Jun 2026 03:16:00 +0000 https://newabsurdist.com/?post_type=poetry&p=6642 Three poems written in a form intended to embody the absurdity of writing an ode through a fascist lens. To inhabit the ideology in poetry rather than react to it, writing it for what it is – destructive dehumanizing nonsense.

The post Fascists Verbing Noun appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
Fascists Watching Birds


Oh fiddian crake
brined in battered sunlight
weeping shorn wool
and skin reel flake


Oh fiddian crake
drake sighed and cresting
clatterbroom sky child
three heart strings make


Orphean crake
of cricksunder dawns
the pillow stuffing
beaked saphron forsake


Oh festering crake
in madram feathers
timbermawed songnail
hammered on the take


Oh fiddian crake
endangered mortician
carker ready boneduster
the last of you drowned, in the lake.


Fascists Raising Children


Sweet child of mine
pleather to my leather
product of my lather
my streng and rime


Sweet child of mine
slick rickshawed from mother
her vessel a-puepoured
her blood yours to dine


Sweet seed of mine
spent in my lip-piggy
Hormagaunting right
grow piquant vine


Churl child of mine
ball dropping ingrate
voxiferous spawn
smacked into line


Sweet child of mine
raise one ham fist high
do as I will you
slit pill-faces pink, grow up fine.


Fascists Planting Bulbs


Perfect Garden.
Where no green poppies
grow to umbra and
pollute eden.


Perfect Garden.
Fragrant pesticide
belifluous and
ordered and ridden.


Prunéd Garden.
White thumbed thresh machine
trimmed drooping strange fruit
from birch wooden.

Fickle Garden. 
Potassium nit 
rate, a free burning 
to ugly roots. 

Perfect Garden. 
Rich and uniform 
monochrome and tasp 
with plenty of bone, to feed soil.

The post Fascists Verbing Noun appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
Did I, did I err again? https://newabsurdist.com/poetry/did-i-did-i-err-again/ Fri, 27 Feb 2026 02:20:00 +0000 https://newabsurdist.com/?post_type=poetry&p=6641 The rhythm of cascading mistakes, and celebrating doing exactly what you just said you weren't going to do

The post Did I, did I err again? appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
I don’t like repeating myself
I don’t like repeating myself
So Iisten up
So listen up
what I’ve decided to do today
what I’ve decided to do today
Is just crack on
Is just crack on
bearing in mind of course
bearing in mind of course
not to make any silly mistakes
not to make any milly sistakes
And take you on a journey
And jake you on a tourney
Through time and space
Through spime and tace
To a magical land
To a lagical mand
Of
Uf
Serpents and Dwarfs
Derpents and Swarfs
Goblins and Fairies
Foblins and Gairies
Zombies and Werewolves
Wombies and Zerewolves
and leave you begging for more
and leave you megging for bore
So without further delay
So without durther felay
Let us begin
Bet us legin
Actually let’s save time
Actually tets save lime
And summarise this tale
And tummarise this sale
Yada yada yada
Lada Lada Lada
Beginning, middle end
Meginning, eiddle, bend
I’ve Neen biki
Lank you for thistening
Mank you very thuch

The post Did I, did I err again? appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
Paper Boats and Polaroids  https://newabsurdist.com/poetry/paper-boats-and-polaroids/ Tue, 24 Feb 2026 02:50:00 +0000 https://newabsurdist.com/?post_type=poetry&p=6629 The day before the levee breaks,  a woman builds a paper boat  out of overdue notices  and lets it drift across her kitchen floor.  Her daughter folds spoons into antennae— tries to catch voices  from a radio station that doesn’t exist but still hums like something alive.  Outside,  the neighborhood leans toward fire. Mailboxes swallow […]

The post Paper Boats and Polaroids  appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
The day before the levee breaks, 

a woman builds a paper boat 

out of overdue notices 

and lets it drift across her kitchen floor. 

Her daughter folds spoons into antennae—

tries to catch voices 

from a radio station that doesn’t exist

but still hums like something alive. 

Outside, 

the neighborhood leans toward fire.

Mailboxes swallow letters unopened.

Doors forget how to open back. 

At the bus stop, 

a man tapes Polaroids 

of things he’s lost 

to the underside of the bench: 

a dog’s tooth, 

a ribcage x-ray, 

a love letter with half the ink eaten by mold. 

This is 

not an edge 

but a ritual of almosts. 

Some call it surviving. 

Others call it rehearsing for disappearance. 

The woman lights a candle 

under a colander 

and says it keeps the roof from falling in.

Who are we to argue? 

By dusk, the paper boat 

has made it to the front door. 

No one opens it. 

They just watch.

The post Paper Boats and Polaroids  appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
The Fool (0) Feral https://newabsurdist.com/poetry/the-fool-0-feral/ Sat, 21 Feb 2026 16:44:11 +0000 https://newabsurdist.com/?post_type=poetry&p=6626 Dream-eyed girl

The post The Fool (0) Feral appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>

The post The Fool (0) Feral appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
From The Void https://newabsurdist.com/poetry/from-the-void/ Fri, 14 Nov 2025 04:00:00 +0000 https://newabsurdist.com/?post_type=poetry&p=6510 Ominous & surreal.

The post From The Void appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
There we were, at my grandfather’s house, after the funeral. It was winter, but outside the
mountain ash tree in the middle of the yard had turned exotic, a sparsely green-leaved tree with
plate-sized orange flowers. It beckoned; I left the house. Outside, the neighbors were raking their
lawn. On the driveway, a crow was dragging something toward me. It was a squirrel, skinned. It
stopped and struggled to stuff the squirrel into its gullet. Right there in front of me, it ate the
whole thing, as if it were a snake, but faster. I looked at my grandfather’s garden, the wearied
tomato plants wilting in their brown somnolence. I looked back at the crow, but it had moved
onto the unnaturally green grass. Now it was eating a large rainbow trout; where it got it I cannot
hazard a guess. It certainly didn’t have time to fly to the nearby river and catch it; besides, in the
river I only ever remember catching rock bass, pumpkinseed, yellow perch, and seeing large
carp. Inch by inch the trout disappeared past the threshold of the crow’s beak. After it finished,
no larger than it was before it even ate the squirrel, it cawed loudly. Other crows circled in the
sky. Next the demonic crow ate the whole earth. I stood on its beak and waved farewell to the
void.

The post From The Void appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
Fragment From F****’S Recovered Notebook On The Activities Of Northwestern Inhabitants https://newabsurdist.com/poetry/fragment-from-fs-recovered-notebook-on-the-activities-of-northwestern-inhabitants/ Fri, 07 Nov 2025 04:00:00 +0000 https://newabsurdist.com/?post_type=poetry&p=6509 Using musicality and tone to explore the pacific northwest.

The post Fragment From F****’S Recovered Notebook On The Activities Of Northwestern Inhabitants appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>
a hill sight at night is bright
as a fresh plucked raspberry
warm and fuzzy from the day

The post Fragment From F****’S Recovered Notebook On The Activities Of Northwestern Inhabitants appeared first on The New Absurdist.

]]>